February 2012
dadfather:
Tune in for tomorrow’s episode of I Wonder If Anyone At School Has Noticed I’ve Been Wearing The Same Pair of Jeans for Over Two Months
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“I DON’T WANT TO GO” again are you TRYING TO MAKE ME DROWN IN MY TEARS
MATT SMITH YOU ARE NOT DAVID TENNANT YOU SEEM GREAT BUT YOU ARE NOT DAVID TENNANT i’m already crying because i miss david
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im watching doctor who and i just finished the waters of mars and now it’s time to watch the end of time omg but I DON’T WANT TO DAVID TENNANT I LOVE YOU PLEASE DON’T LEAVE OMG i’m not watching it i can’tbut i want to ughomg I WILL MISS THAT BEAUTIFUL LIP AND YOUR PERFECT SIDEBURNS
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this morning i was in the bathroom getting ready and my brother barged in and was like get out i have to poop and i told him to go downstairs i’m not leaving and he was like fine i’ll just go while you’re in here and i didn’t leave so he said okay i’m not kidding and i still didn’t move so he sat on the toilet and waited like five seconds and was like can you...
why am i even watching this I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ANY OF THESE MOVIES
ROBERT I LOV EYOU YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
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I finally have a functioning cell phone but i don’t have any numbers in it right so i was like well okay i’ll just have to wait for all my friends to text me!!! right that was yesterday and i still have no contacts in my phone
can you say popular
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Anonymous asked: Why don't you answer anons? :/
Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...
– James Franco (via cozykittens)
thatsmoderatelyraven:
meryl streep could be anyone around us right now
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
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i still know every word to every simple plan song
why
Even when I’m dead, I’ll swim through the Earth
like a mermaid of the soil,...
– Jeffrey McDaniel, from “The Archipelago of Kisses” (via floralnymph)
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that shit kray
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the worst is when the very first post on your dashboard is something terrible that you don’t want to look at and you keep refreshing and it just won’t go away because no ones posting anything new ughughushdgiushdugh
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can i have a bunny and a black cat named salem and a sphynx cat named milton or mosby please
also i really like the names samson and milton but i don’t know why that’s relevant
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me: are you going to be sad when your fish dies
dad: i'm going to eat him not all of him but just a piece so that he'll always be with me
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my mom bought me gloves in other news, i feel like i’m going to die because i’m sick, i think i need a doctor by that i mean i’m going to watch doctor who bye
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omg my sister wouldn’t let me use her phone charger so i told her she can’t use any of my stuff anymore and she got really mad so then she apologized and i said okay that’s nice you’re still not using my stuff and she took her apology back
now she’s playing you’re a jerk and she keeps staring at me omg lmfao what is this accomplishing
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go to jones farm to take photos for class
take photos in the wind
charge phone
apply for jobs
go to barnes and noble
clean my room
hi bye
”So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he...
– Dead Poets Society (via eyesturntoglass)
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i was trying to make myself not care about you at all and it was working for a while there but today i realized it was never really working at all actually because if i didn’t care i wouldn’t be thinking so much about not caring about you because thinking about not caring about you is still thinking about you in the end
anyway i really want a boyfriend right now okay i want someone to...
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things that happened to me today:
someone tried to be my friend
he asked me if i was a vegetarian and then he said he eats puppies and kittens that are really small and cute, he likes to rip off their heads with his teeth
he said i look like a ten year old and then when i was leaving he shook my hand and wouldn’t let go of it because he said i have nice hands
today i realized i hate...
Today is the beginning of Lent. And I’m giving up apologizing.
– Conor Oberst (via loveyourchaos)
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okay i need to buy a new phone and a new ipod, and i have a job but i don’t make much money. i need to save what i make, especially considering how much i just spent on my camera. also, the stealing thing opened my eyes and made me realize this world is not a perfect place, not at all, not even close. bad things happen, all the time, there’s no way around that. and yes, they can happen...
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can’t david tennant stay the doctor forever he’s beautiful I don’t want to stop staring at him ever I don’t care how old he is i want to marry him just look at him ugh