I had to write a love letter for english, but I’m not in love with anyone so it wasn’t easy!!! so I made up an ideal boyfriend who sings me to sleep and apparently puts too much sugar in their coffee (it was supposed to say sugar I pour in MY coffee because i was drinking coffee with too much sugar at the time but oh well). Also, I don’t think I made up the last sentence, because it shows up on google, and I probably heard it somewhere before and it stuck with me, so sorry whoever’s that is i guess omg i feel like a plagiarist now am i going to get arrested I’M SORRY I DIDN’T NOTICE
